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ghetto witness

a person who is often from a low income neighborhood that is the material witness to a crime.

ghetto witness: well OBVIUSLEE we have a raypist in lincoln park, he's climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin yo peepul up, tryna rape 'em so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin' eerybodee in hur.

by ghettowitness August 1, 2010

110๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto angel

A ghetto angel is the good and righteous power of the ghetto, a dead thug who watches over the children and his homies from beyond his own grave

Ghetto Angel....

by meterasiti November 5, 2008

53๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto hybrid

When a cash-strapped driver of a gas guzzler changes their driving habits to approach and/or rival the fuel efficiency of a legitamate hybrid vehicle like the Prius. Such behavior modification may include shutting off the vehicle at train crossings and long lights to reduce idle-times. More aggressive behavior modification may involve putting the vehicle into neutral--or even shutting off the engine altogether--when driving down a hill. Furthermore, if the driver is so inclined, it is possible to compare the marginal increase in engine RPM's and simply derive a piece-wise nonlinear regression function that can accurately pinpoint the ideal cruise speed/s for the vehicle.

Clem and Pat are waiting for Clark to arrive at the party.

Clem: Where's Clark? He left his place a half-hour ago and he only lives 20 minutes away.
Pat: He's driving the ghetto hybrid.
Clem: What?!
Pat: Look, the speed limit might be 70, but he prefers to drive at 51 since it adds like 5 miles to the gallon.
Clem: OMG

by Ben354 April 23, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto tourist

A popular singer or entertainer, who affects a manner, lifestyle, or the speech of someone from a deprived or oppressed background, in an attempt to be considered more "street." When in fact they had a middle class or privileged upbringing.

Both Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen are ghetto tourists.
Amy thinks she's Billie Holiday reincarnated, but she was born in a North London suburb, went to an independent school and the Sylvia Young stage school, any "tragedy" she's endured she's manufactured for herself.

Lily Allen tries to give the impression when she sings that she's really a Cockney.
She was born in Hammersmith and raised in Islington, a pleasant London suburb. Her father is an actor, her mother a film producer. She attended a number of private schools in the better parts of London, including one Prince Charles attended.

by Doghouse Riley February 15, 2008

62๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Voice

Adj. A projective, loud, seemly rude and offensive tone suggesting fear, that people use when they want something done, something, or are in an argument with someone.Ghetto voice is also used when calling across the street to someone.However, the ghetto voice is usually only used in certain locations, and curcumstacnes. People who use it all the time are often considered ghetto.

Anesha wait at counter ready to order.
"I ordered my fries an our ago where are they?." asks Anesha.
The store clerk ignores her and act like he can't hear her, buising about.
"I guess I'll have to use my ghetto voice." she says to herself.
"E'SCUSE ME! Where my fries at?!" she hollers at them.
"Oh sorry mam." the clerk says and hands her some fries.

by Skulldrix October 30, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Floss

A thin string of fabric hanging from your clothes that is torn off and used as a substitute for floss.

Bill: Hey do I have any food in my teeth?
Kenny: Yeah dude, tear off some ghetto floss from your shirt and get that out man.

by Blaze Westfall December 3, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


semi ghetto

The term for a a kinda ghetto neighborhood that is not quite a ghetto commonly working class neighbor hoods. They usually have crimes going on but nothing as harsh as a ghetto.

"that neighbor hood is a semi ghetto."

by cjay ar July 11, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž