cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.
Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.
n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.
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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?
No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.
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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?
Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.
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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.
The command was tacky, or the condom?
The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'
The Golden Guard is so annoying
You're the Golden Guard aren't you
Guarded is very hot. Very sexy. Immesnely sexy. Dar sucks.
WHY IS Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded) SO HOT.
Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )
Sally had lifeguphobia fear of life guards , so we had to go to a public pool