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Idiot

What kind of idiot would look up that in the dictionary

What an idiot

by Hello7743 March 12, 2016

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Schrodinger's Idiot

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.

Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot

by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020

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idiot proofing

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017


Chip Idiot

a stupid idiot that pisses people off by behaving in a provocative manner.

Listen you chip idiot, I ask one simple question and you mouth off!

by kooldee July 2, 2010

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busy idiot

Someone who is working hard in all the wrong places

Someone who is getting useless things accomplished

Originated from Gordon Ramsay's 'Kitchen Nightmares'

'Yesterday at work I had to give Mark something useful to do, he was being such a busy idiot.'

by Slang Thang April 12, 2016

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idiot bar

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment

The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

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Idiot

People who make up forms of dyslexia.

Jon: "I have qwertylexia"
Ellie: "You are an idiot :)"

by EllieeBbz May 13, 2008

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