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Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.
Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa
Guy 2: what country?
Guy 1: I just said, Africa
Guy 2: that's a continent idiot
Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.
Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot
When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.
They are idiot proofing the white house.
a stupid idiot that pisses people off by behaving in a provocative manner.
Listen you chip idiot, I ask one simple question and you mouth off!
Someone who is working hard in all the wrong places
Someone who is getting useless things accomplished
Originated from Gordon Ramsay's 'Kitchen Nightmares'
'Yesterday at work I had to give Mark something useful to do, he was being such a busy idiot.'
a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment
The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.
A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.
Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!