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The chewy bits that are encountered during the act of crimson showers the chewy bits being the sloughed lining of the uterous expelled during menstruation.
Sandra was delivering me a crimson shower and I noticed quite a few chewy bits.
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The women were checking out Don's bits and pieces at the nudist club.
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refers to genitalia
After a day of hard work, we shagged our dirty bits.
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an overplayed, cultually-devoid radio hit which - after seemingly infinite repitition - induces the listener to insert a chopstick into his or her eardrum.
Dude, change the station on that dirty bit...another second of Kelly Clarkson and it's time for Hari-kari...
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1. How long it's going to take that guy to pick the drugs up from that other guy's house
2. How long it's going to be before your friend gets to your place
3. How much your designated driver had to drink at the bar/party; don't worry, he/she is still "good to drive"
4. All 50 Cent really need
1. Yeah man, I was just heading to that guy's house, I'll have your shit in a little bit. (You should expect to receive your merchandise sometime the next day)
2. I just have to do something real quick, I'll be over in a little bit. (You should expect to wait at least 45 minutes, typically more)
3. Don't worry, man, I just had a little bit so I'm still good to drive.
4. All a nigga really need is a little bit, Not a lot, baby girl, just a little bit
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"Put my two cents in" originates from the older "put my two bits in" and has its origin in the game of poker. When playing poker you have to make a small bet before the cards are dealt called an "ante" to begin play in that hand.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation.
Two bits means one quarter (currently the American twenty five cent piece). This comes from the older term "piece of eight".
Today we have coins minted in different denominations - nickel, dime, and quarter in the U.S. - but this was not always so. Gold and silver coins once served as currency, with the value of the coin equal to the value of the gold or silver contained in the coin. To obtain currency valued at less than a full gold coin, coins would be scored and split into pieces. This is how one would make change so to speak.
Coins could be split into halfs, quarters, and eighths. One eighth of a coin was called a "piece of eight" and also called a "bit". Two pieces of eight is equal to one quarter. Hence "two bits" is a quarter.
Person 1: "....That is just my two cents"
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
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Being so stupidly excited about something that you grind your teeth, like a racehorse does when being ridden.
"I'm champing at the bit for this party."
"I thought the phrase was 'chomping at the bit'."
"It's not. You're an idiot."
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