wanna cookie

a nicer way to say "GOOD FOR YOU" when someone is tryna brag about something.

Friend: "i just bought 3 northfaces & i still have 300$$ left over"
Friend2: "WANNA COOKIE"

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cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.

When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.

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Affogato Cookie

fishy from cookie run kingdom

Affogato Cookie: "And I Am A fish"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "N O＂

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toss cookies

to puke/vomit/chunder you get the point

jake will get foodpoisoning from that shitty ass burgerking and will toss cookies all night

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gookie cookie

A delicious dessert item sold by Michael Scott at his convenience store.

Michael: Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!

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Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

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hash cookies

cookies baked with marijuana

Allison: Hey, you gonna hook me up with the hash cookies?

Aly: Yeah, we're gonna get zooted.