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British slang term for masturbation.
“Man I just had the best time dabbing janks.”
Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.
Jacob: yo Sam whats up man
Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"
Sam: Nah B
Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!
When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.