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The second best fuck in the world next to dirty Katie. Dirty Kais and dirty Katies are best when paired together.
Human A: "Wow! Look at that really cute guy!"
Human B: "He must be a dirty Kai!"
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1. A creeper who makes little girls feel uncomfortable.
2. A person who sneaks into a room at night and whispers into a sleeping person's ear.
3. A person who sits in corners and watches the socialization of little girls without joining in.
The Kai Eye snuck into the hobaline's room and whispered that he liked peas in her ear while she slept.
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A very amazing guy with the best kisses and hugs. He is caring and loving, and the best boyfriend anyone could ever have. He is dorky but its so adorable, also a fun cuddle buddy. He is by far the sweetest guy ever.
I'm so lucky that my boyfriend is Kai Harris.
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King Kai (or north Kai, Kaio-sama, in the Japanese version), is a character of the dragonball universe. He loves chokes and cracks them frequently throughout the series when the situation calls for it, his jokes are almost entirely puns.
King Kai is one of the four Kais that oversee their part of the universe. The other three being West Kai, East Kai, and South Kai. He is Goku's 3rd Material Arts teacher, and he teaches him the Spirit Bomb and Kaioken techniques.
See also: Grand Kai, Supreme Kai.
King Kai watches over the north quadrant of the universe.
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one of Lil' jon's 3 known phrases:
1) "Y'oh-kay!"
meaning okay, originating from O.K., which originated as a military term for "on kill" meaning the target is well... targeted correctly and everything's okay.
2) "Yeah!"
and
3) "Let's go!"
conversation between Lil' Jon and President G. W. Bush
Bush: "Is this Little Jon?"
Lil' Jon: "Yeah!"
Bush: "I'd like to have your opinion on the war..."
Lil Jon: "Y'oh-kay!"
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The ladies of Kappa Delta are also known and the "Kay-Dee" ladies. The most honoralbe, beautiful and highest ladies on earth!
I'm going out with all of my kay-dee ladies tonight!
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A Chinese slang which is used to refer to people who are extremely cool and revered by your average Joe or regular book-loving, gaming schwoar (or sore) losers. However, due to the misuse of this word by Singaporean teenagers, it is also used loosely to refer a variety of meanings. Some of the more common usages of this term include:
1. An extremely popular person who is deemed as cool, usually sporting streetwear such as brown jackets and blue caps.
2. Gaming sore losers, who learn to always quit, even though it's common for people not to succeed in their first attempt at a game. Also known as schwoar loser.
3. A muscular person, especially someone who can lift 1.25kg dumbbells and do 40 pounds on the pectoral fly machines and dated by female gym-goers.
4. Someone who destresses by making racist jibes, especially religious jokes against Christians.
5. A handsome person who resembles many movie characters.
6. A rude person.
7. The famous Singaporean breakdancer, who will be performing in Swiss Redbull BC 2007. May also refer to school dropouts who squander their time breakdancing at Esplanade's tunnels.
8. A premature arsonist, who detonates petards.
9. The McDonalds advertisement in Singapore, promoting the Fan-tastic burgers and casting breakdancers who perform windmills.
10. Posers who abuse the interjection "SCHWOAR!" instead of using the more common "Whoa!" to express their appal.
11. Students who express their disgraceful childhood by doodling very dark, very dark images on their test papers.
12. Punk who loves asswiping geeks and their Einstein-time-theory jokes.
Disclaimer: All of the characters mentioned here are purely fictitious and any resemblance of them with any real-life people are purely coincidental. Pardon me in advance for the long examples I have to use to accurately elaborate on the meaning of the term Fang Kai.
1. Faizil Kahim: Hey Cain Xavier, please take a picture of me with a brown b-boy's jacket and a Bristow cap please. I want to see if I look as cool as Natural Effect's Sonic.
Cain Xavier: Oh man, relax. You are already a Fang Kai. You look smart, talk smart, and you are one of the coolest guys in class.
2. Fredrich Kanchevsky: What the ---. My Orcs got pwned in like, 4 seconds after the game starts. Fuck that man. I am going to uninstall Warcraft III.
Benson Lai: Oh man, stop whining like a schwoar loser. Anymore crying like a baby and I am going to tease you for being a Fang Kai
3. Bastian Lahm: sweetlulovesyou. nobodycanreplaceyou =) ahh
Chain Xykler: No way, that awesome Fang Kai who is curling 1.25kg 20 times at a go only loves this spicy and popular gym-goer Yuling.
4. Fabien Kent: Jesus Christ, upon observing the countless sins the people on Earth has committed, swore out of anger, broke his cross, and ...
Yuna Jubilee: Stop that. Just go breakdance your way to hell, Fang Kai.
5. Kitty: *swoons, pointing at the male model and jabbling excitedly* Oh my god. Look at that Fang Kai. That curl on his fringe makes him look like Superman, he has the face resembling Mr Bean, and boy oh boy, he has Harry Potter's spectacles! *dies of excitement*
6. Yaya Jakril: *pointing at the gangster biker* Hey yo, chao cool!
Biker Loo: What la, na beh cheebye, fuck yourself man. Hmmph. *mumbling* What a bitch.
Yaya Jakril: Hey, I am praising you. Please don't be a rude Fang Kai.
7. Timothy Jackson: Watch my L-Kick!
Choo Xun: Embrace my TOWER!!!!
Brandon Loi: Get giddy with my 1990s!
Fang Kai's Fan: Oh that's bullshit. It's nothing compared to Fang Kai's tops.
8. *petards explode. BOOM!*
Frightening Kelvin: EEEHEE.
*throws second petard, which turns out to be a dud*
Frightening Kelvin: Fuck that man. Fuck that, yes, fuck that!
9. Boy Lankey: Yo Fang Kai!
Fred Karmeni: What la, na beh cheebye, can't you see I'm busy? Fuck that man.
Boy Lankey: Chi fan le ma?
Fred Karmeni: *experiences bipolarity, and suddenly appears exuberant* EEHEE chi fan le yo! *does a breakdancing move called the horseshoe*
10. Francisco Koko: *sees a rare bling-bling* WH--, sorry, I mean, SCHWOAR!
11. Mdm Ng: Fang Kai, can you stop drawing such cruel images on your Chinese exam papers in future?
12. Albert Kinstein: *weak, echoing, trembling voice* Fang Kai, what's the time now?
Fang Kai: 6.24.
Albert Kinstein: When is dinner?
Fang Kai: 7.00
Albert Kinstein: How long is it to dinner?
Fang Kai: About 30 minutes.
Albert Kinstein: Actually, it's 36 minutes. *reveals his first weak smile for a long time*
Fang Kai: *grimaces maliciously, having a urge to break Albert's neck*
-- the next morning --
Winston Seng: *wakes up* Hey guys, what time is it?
Albert Kinstein: 6.00
Fang Kai: *grabbing Albert Kinstein's arm, which is wrapped with a watch* Fuck that man, na beh cheebye. It's 6.02, 36 seconds.
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