when you are bored and dont know what to do
some random guy: im bored so im going to type random letters qweru0qwehmporifdhs iafohwemrofqu34wh5rn0H(DF*A(PGH)RN(SDPU<{q4325't;erw.''<P}>FCZXP
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Fishy letters are those letters that are used for dumb people's captions
These are fishy letters:
Lisa: how was your day?
Dumb person: o0hH iT w@s aMazIng, i At3 f1sH!!!
A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
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《¤》Everyone《¤》Is《¤》Addicted《¤》To《¤》The《¤》Letter《¤》"《¤》F《¤》.《¤》"《¤》
What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.
I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me