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me love you long time

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1. hookers to offer their services

2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"

3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.

1. hooker:me love you long time

2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time

3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket

by tanukisanyo May 18, 2005

1025πŸ‘ 309πŸ‘Ž


Fuck you, I love You!

1.) To affirm love, without justification.

2.) To silence doubt in the face of love.

3.) To speak, truthfully of feelings.

When I saw the doubt in your eyes and watched you walk away, I yelled out to you in a wild voice, "Fuck you, I love you!".

by Roothless December 14, 2010

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


I love you three thousand

When you just love your parents but they will sell all your toys if you don’t sleep

β€œI love you three thousand”
β€œWow, three thousand. That’s a big number. Now go to sleep or I will sell all your toys”

by Some Random Eevee April 30, 2019

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I love you so much

Sometimes you have no way else to say it. You've thought about it and no matter how you say it, whatever wonderful vocabulary you can design to make sound of your heartfelt emotion for your respective angel, they will never quite grasp it.

For the lucky few, they get to say it and it will be received by a smiling lover but for the most, they can merely stare at the one they love, not say a word, and in their head simply whisper to them through their eyes "I love you so much" only to know it doesn't matter even if they do voice the phrase.

Scenario 1:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: "Look, listen for a second, I need to tell you something, I love you so much"
Them: "Oh" *Insert own ending here*

Scenario 2:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: *in your head* "I love you so much"
Them: *Goes on to tell story*

by ILOVEYOUSOMUCHYOUDAMNWOMAN January 5, 2012

113πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


I Love You-Alwayz and Forever

143 637 = I Love You, Always and Forever

The digits corresponds to the amount of letters in each word.

143 637 = I Love You-Alwayz and Forever

by Arjun143 July 21, 2006

91πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


I love you to infinity and beyond

A goofy way of saying I love you when no other words can describe h ow you feel.

Ex.1
Person1: Brayden I love you to infinity and beyond

by CAAAARL February 28, 2018

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I love you

I fucking hate you bitch

I love you bestie they are saying I fucking hate you bitch

by Maxwell coffee October 18, 2019

4πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž