Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask
“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.
'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'
Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.
Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
A person who looks super attractive with a mask on... and not so attractive without it
Guy1: “Dude i thought she was super hot then she took off her mask”
guy2:”sounds like a mask catfish dude”
Person that eats their mask (Figuratively). Or another way to call someone that wears their mask so badly, they look like theyre eating it.
Person: *Wears mask terribly*
Me:" Stop being a mask eater"
Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
An unidentified bloke who has a telly show where he reveals how the greatest magic tricks of all time are done.
however, i think his show stopped broadcasting in the late '90s. although you can still find videos on youtube.
also, he has a new show, "Breaking The Magicians Code" where he does exactly the same thing.
he is a cool guy, and there for us who are curious.
Char : "do you know how the magicians make elephants dissappear, people levatate, and excape straight jackets and suspended boxes?"
Steff : "no but the masked magician can tell you!"