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The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers
U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger
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What an uptight angry person points at you, usually the index finger, but could be another finger, if the pointer finger has been amputated...
I know you are angry with me dear, but please refrain from pointing your authority finger at me...
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When you have been playing with lego for an extended period of time, and your fingers start to hurt from the sharp edges.
After building the AT-AT walker, I had bad case of lego fingers.
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Finger cots also known as finger condoms can be used in multiple ways. One way is to keep cuts covered like a bandaid, so it can avoid spreading diseases or infections. Kitcheners often use these after getting a cut. Another use for the finger cot is to assemble electronic devices. The most commonly referred use of the finger cots is to turn them into a substitue for a condom. Mostly used for fingering the vagina or anus. This does not however prevent the spread of STD's or herpes. Though it does have similarities to the condom the size is sustantially different.
"Honey before we ingage in sexual intercourse, let's have a little foreplay."
"Okay, make sure you have your finger cots with you."
"Oh I always do, now let's get freaky
;)."
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When a relationship partner has a kink for sucking, biting, and chewing on the others fingers.
Emma, STOP BITING MY FINGERS!
Sorry Jackson, I have a huge finger fetish.
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In a dark realm beyond even the most remote, psychadelic hypnosis emerges salad fingers. The inertia of this creatures life revolves around its dysfunctional role in nature to find sexual pleasure in rubbing oxidized metals; the few adult souls who encounter him find themselves plundering into a glorious but agonizingly tortuous and ritualistic death; the only real contact reflecting any human persona expressal is with finger puppets who join in an occasional hair perm... to look directly at salad fingers is to inhumanely mock him; do not cage him, stay away from his world lest you find yourself the next fish in the oven...
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The act of placing a finger in someones orifice without their permission
Why did you finger rape my mouth?
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