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He fiinneee
if u have him u should never let him go.
omg u have a Zwack Mate?! You should never let him go!
term used to describe two female friends who hang out excessively, to the point of disturbing others
Jerf: Hey Jason, what's with Patty and Amina? They're always together?
Jason: I dont know dude, they're clit mates
Jerf: Lol nigga, lol
Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.
Dude, the mating market out here is great. There are all kinds of women to go out with.
A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.
Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.
word widely used to convey overjoy and excitement
Joey : "Hey mom Im having Kyle round for dinner"
Mom : "The brownhaired 20 year old amateur league footballer?"
Joey : "urrr yeah"
Mom : "waaaaaa mate"
A phrase that you absolutely do not want thrown around when you're in a long distance relationship, planning to break up with your girlfriend. Just the imagery of the word popping up in a text message or on paper makes you cringe, because it spawns the idea of spending the rest of your life passively unhappy, unwilling to admit to her that you're not happy because you're afraid of hurting her feelings. Though, you don't know why that's much of a factor in the situation, because you've dumped her four times before, but she always manages to creep back into your life. Time after time, after time.
"You're my soul mate, baby, and I love you."
"I think I have diarrhea."
A combination of the words climate and primate to signify the primitive (primate like) views of the world climate situation. Instead of thinking for themselves, doing research or even investigating both sides of the story, these Cli-mates follow the new religion of environmentalism blindly based on falsified data from Climategate. Sadly, you cannot debate with Cli-mates about the issue despite various climate experts testifying that there is no “global warming”.
Jimmy - "Did you see that news story about how the scientists falsified data about global warming?" Timmy - "Yes, they are now calling it Climategate. It is a big conspiracy it seems. They are trying to create the biggest tax increase ever based on something that doesn't exist." Jimmy - "It is funny though how no U.S. media source is covering this. I only found it from a UK article online so all of the primitive minded people in US will still blindly follow the religion of environmentalism." Timmy - "Yep, those cli-mates will never change their views not matter what evidence is presented to them."