well oiled

well·oiled (adj)
1) as of the colloquial metaphor "a well oiled machine"
2) as an indication of sexual arousal or readiness (chiefly female)
3) as a colloquial term for intoxication
4) as in a sufficient amount of oil or oil like substance has been applied
5) the preferred state or condition of a female wrestler

1) Another for The Pack? That team is well oiled!
2) KY? You've got me well oiled already...
3) Six Long Island's later, I was well oiled.
4) Laying out at the cove? Be sure to get well oiled before you go.
5) Bronze Buns Babes are always well oiled!

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Well-fed

Britney Spears nickname post-baby. A name given to Britney Spears to make fun of her weight and her husband's nickname K-Fed.

Taking after her husband, K-Fed, Britney Spears will now be called Well-Fed.

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cool well

a phrase used as a term of approval, in place of words like "okay" or "aight".

"You're picking me up at 8? cool well."
"cool well, I'll see you at the concert."

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well aye

hartlepool term for why aye!

comin down the pub?
well aye!

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midas (well)

'Might as well'

Basically a cooler term for "I should just" or "fuck it"

"Are you going to do it?" "Midas (well)"
Just do it

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well er....

This is when someone get's confused and is trying to dodge answering a question

'You can stop causing trouble, or you can get out of my house, otherwise you wil get smacked' Well er.....

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D'oh well!

A frustrated exclamation a-la Homer Simpson that is overtaken almost immediately by an understanding that nothing can be done to remedy the situation, and that all in all, the result could have been much worse.

-"Sorry bro; 'Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.' "
-"D'oh well!"

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