porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

Giggle Grass

A slang term for Marijuana

Did you hear they legalized the old giggle grass in Washington state?

Grass FC

The best football club in the world. We have the best players and the greatest squad in the world. No one matches us in terms of quality and in banter.

How did Grass FC do in the Champions League mate
Oh, they won it for the third time in a row

Raptors in the grass

Any sort of predator being SAB(shady at best)

Mountain lion

Watch out for the raptors in the grass!

tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

slap the grass

A synonym for "hit the hay"

"Well I'm tired, it's been a long day, time to slap the grass"

Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"

You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend