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Simply The Best Van Halen song to come off the Album 1984. Top Jimmy is a song with some of Eddie Van Halens best Guitar work. About a Band in California during the 70's with the same name.
Dude Top Jimmy is the best VH song to have ever been written,
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to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts
Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.
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A term used widely by hockey players describing a shot in the top corner of the net. Has different names such as bardown, a snipe or top shelf where momma keeps the cookie jar.
Figg is so sick, another snipe top cheese in OT to seal the deal.
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A person who is the fastest Blackberry user( or texter) in a group or organization. The designation of Top Thumb goes to the person who can reply the fastest to emails from the boss, point out errors in your messages and otherwise make mere normal mortals appear foolish and clumsy.
1. Jester is in a sales meeting and just sent his long Blackberry email he spent 1 hour thumbing explaining the last sales report. 2 seconds pass, his Blackberry tones a new email has arrived:
To: All
From : Maverick
Re: Error on Sales Report Email from Jester
Jester holsters his Blackberry and hangs his head in shame. To all those in attendance, Jester just crashed and burned. Maverick is now Top Thumb.
2. " Oh look , heres a mesage from Dave ( the boss) asking for suggestions for the new sales campaign!"
5 seconds later..." Ice Man thinks to himself: Here's my opportunity to submit the idea I discussed at the ( Blackberry tones a new email has arrived) ...F@1~&! me! Maverick already replied! With my idea! How in the f%4#& does he do that?" Damn he'll always be Top Thumb around here...."
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(Not to be confused with the ice cream from Wendy's restaurants)
The act of giving fellatio with a scoop of ice cream in each cheek. Flavor preference is up to the giver of the frosty top.
"Julia gave me a frosty top for like an hour yesterday, and my dick practically froze off!"
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The person who tickles, or tickle tortures another with the object of forcing the victim, usually restrained and helpless, to laugh hysterically, cry, scream, urinate, ejaculate and even pass out from prolonged intense tickling. Usually done with consent for erotic sexual gratification, but sometimes used as effective torture of prisoners.
With a sadistic grin the tickle top, using his expert hands, forced his helpless victim to shriek and laugh harder until he brought him to screaming climax.
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boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.
Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.
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