Textapated

(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.

Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The

Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?

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drop a tweet

The act of inadvertently ( or purposely) ratting out a friend , acquaintance or celebrity using Twitter.

( Also see drop a dime or snitch)

Dave though he had the perfect alibi for missing date night with his steady girl friend until Bob dropped a tweet that he was getting a lap dance at Mr G's Gentleman's club.

Tiger was sneaking off from sex addiction rehab until a local waitress threatened to drop a tweet on him.

New Hampster

1. The juvinile pronunciation of the name of the great state of New Hampshire.

Daddy, are we gonna see Poppop grandfather in New Hampster? New Hampshire

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Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.

Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".

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Prejesus

(or pre-jesus) Adverb: Defines embarrassing nasty, immoral or illegal things people do before they get "religion".

Dave: Dude, check it out! I downloaded a copy of Prejean's sexting video.

Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?

Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!

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New Orleans Aint's

Derogatory name for the New Orleans Saints football club.

Aint no playoffs, aint no fame ,da New Orleans Aint's got no game.

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Antwitipation

an⋅twit⋅i⋅pa⋅tion   –noun 1. the act of anticipating a tweet or the state of anixety experienced when a tweet is being anticipated by a subscribers follower on Twitter
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.

Megan awaited the tweet from Kevin (Jonas)anouncing the local concert date with keen antwitipation.

"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.

"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.

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