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hes bradford not stanford and hes named after a gravity falls character, hes a cool guy that speaks a lot but is also annoying and is a nerd just like stanford pines
Hey Bradford Pines! You're a nerd, ugly. - Julián
Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
To suddenly and violently slam into a tree.
I was having fun on my dirt bike but then I hit a bump and got pined
If you are "pined", you are high as fuck from smoking a THC oil vape pen made by the company called Alpine. Alpine is known to have the best cartridges because they can get you so faded.
Friend #1: Oh shit bro is that an Alpine?
Friend #2: Fuck yeah, this shit gets me so pined
When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.
Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.
In fantasy sports, the act of benching all or some players in an effort to win statistical categories. Often times done by low IQ players in an effort to gain an edge in fantasy baseball.
Connor is pining all of his pitchers this week.
"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!