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everywhere potato

A potato that is not explicitly refined to any couch, sofa, or other similarly upholstered seats.

"I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese."

by your mother's tofu November 9, 2013

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

by Too Cool for School March 21, 2017

62πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Hugh the potato

kid who thinks he's the shit.
Mr steal your mother, he's coming for yours next

Minnie's butters

Oh Deery, Deery me. it's Hugh the potato again here to steal your mother

by Hidaniscool March 24, 2019


potato potato

A big pussy i eat everyday.

That potato potato was so yummy.

by pussy slurper March 26, 2018

1πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


potato girl

Originating from the popular anime attack on Titan. Potato girl (Sasha) is a girl in the survey corps. She is in love with food. Potatoes, bread, and meat mostly. Being called a Potato girl is not really an insult. It's basically saying that you can eat and eat but still looks slim and in shape.

"You are so a Potato girl"
*muffled by food* "what's that suppose to mean?"
"Oh, well all I see you do is eat. But you are feather light"
"Oh...Okay" *continues to eat*

by Sasha braus April 9, 2015

78πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Lame Potato

A lazy or boring friend, co-worker, or family member that doesn’t show interest in anything... ever.

See Herbert over there? He’s being a lame potato today.

by SkunkyTwoShoes February 8, 2018


Friend Potato

The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.

I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.

by _anonymouspotato_ February 18, 2017