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An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage.
See also ROD, Superbeaner
That guy made no sense! Give him the ROD Award.
The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB
Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod
The final step of reeling in the big one after appropriately teasing with your bait and tackle.
(Derived from the Sega Genesis game: Bass Fishing)
Bruno: Hey look at Ben with that redhead over there.
Riley: HEY BEN, LOWER THE ROD!!!
When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss
What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod
When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
The form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. Rod yields the holder the power to act as a 'slut' without the consequences of conception.
Man: Are you on birth control?
Woman: Don't worry mate, I have a slut rod, do your worst!
A dildo used to penatrate mens assholes
Dang i could use a power rod right now