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another name for Monday, since often the stress and aggravation of Monday leaves us unprepared to handle another day at the office.
Person 1: Man, I woke up this morning, and I was so tired I thought it was Monday, but it is Tuesday!!
Person 2: That's because it's Second Monday!
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A member of a 2000`s rap bad that only last 30 seconds in bed
Guy1: I totally pulled a Chase Clark on Emily last night!
Guy2: So you lasted about 30 seconds?
Guy1: Yup.
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A girl that on first look is hot but once you take a second look your no so sure any more.
At the footy..
Wow she was hot.. uh wait nah seconds girl
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When u touch another persons genitalia. It is consentual, if it wasnt, it would be bad
Friend: Hey man, how far did u get?
Other friend:oh... I was rounding second
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(verb) To swallow your food and regurgitate it back up into your mouth to enjoy second servings of what you just ate.
Guy 1: "Do you want seconds?"
Guy 2: "Oh, it's alright. I'm still chewing on my second swallow."
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When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!
John: Dude, did you bang her?
Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.
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Describes the act of donning a virtual or simulation of the human form in a real or online space.
In the safety and comfort of their own homes, they simply sit back in a “stim chair” where they can control their surrogates as if they were their second skin.
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