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Celebrated on October 28th, send ass pics day is a national holiday in which the recipient of a screenshot of this post is required to respond with an ass pic as per U.S. Federal Law.
Person 1: *sends screenshot of post*
Person 2: *sends ass pic*
Person 1: I love Send ass pics day.
May 20th is the day nudes should be sent between a boy and a girl
“Babe it’s send nudes day, send to each other?”
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April 19th - A holiday fabricated by gamma males who have no potential of ever seeing a female friend/acquaintance/crush nude other than to denigrate society at large into celebrating vapidity and loveless intimacy.
Gamma male: "It's National Send a Nude Day!"
Gamma male: *furiously wacks off on a potted plant*
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A euphemism for sexual intercourse, presumably derived from the fact that Gatsby lived in a place called "West Egg." The resulting euphemism implies that the sex is intended to result in pregnancy.
Matt- "Dude, when I go abroad next year I'm gonna be 'sending Gatsby back home' all night, every night!"
Dave- "Matt, the last thing we need is a whole shit ton of pregnant furries."
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1. Convicting O. J. Simpson.
2. Ejaculating inside someone.
This is lasting too long... I'm sending juice up the river!
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October 16, otherwise known as National Send a Nude Day! If someone sends you this, you must in return, send them a nude.
NATIONAL SEND A NUDE DAY, MARK IT ON YA CALENDAR
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September 3rd-5th is the days you ask a girl to send a picture/video of her tits and she MUST send it.
Boy-“Aye girl you know today is September 4th which is national send titty day so gone head.”
Girl-“Aw fuck. Here man.”
-Send video of them titties
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