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I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.
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National SHAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS KANGAROO DAY with your PAPER RAZOR BLADES . If you see the kangaroo hit its ass and shave it and give your neighbor a kiss on the back of the leg.
Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.
The month of September all boys shave from their nose down to the tip of their junk
Dude you gotta shave it’s shave September
jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up
jess shave is cool
a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.
Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15
When you manscape and nik your dick.
I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.
The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'