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I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.
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National SHAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS KANGAROO DAY with your PAPER RAZOR BLADES . If you see the kangaroo hit its ass and shave it and give your neighbor a kiss on the back of the leg.
Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.
When you manscape and nik your dick.
I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.
Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.
Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.
When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.
We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.
Continuously talking while you shave
Carol talks all morning and I end up yak shaving.
shaving of the pubic hair
Whisper: "I heard Britney had a bikini shave. "