ship wrecker

Let’s say you have a favorite band ship.Then a pair of members does something together that makes you rethink what your favorite ship is.

Examples: my ship is Jikook and my ship wrecker is Vkook.(BTS)

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land ship

A vehicle so large it can only be defined as a ship, usually a pre 2000 crew cab long bed pickup truck with dual rear wheels. Usually lower to the ground but is not a requirement.

My 1983 Ford F-350 is a land ship its soo long I have to put quaters in two parking meters

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rocket ship

When a man stands 10 feet away from his lover with penis erect, then runs fast to insert his stiffy into the anus or pussy.

My boyfriend gave me rocket ship last night , and it hurt so good

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The Ghost Ship

The act of railing a chick from behind, followed by pulling out, and hocking a lookie on her back. Thinking you just blew your load she turns around, just then you shoot it all over her face.

The girl was so upset after I pulled the ghost ship on her, she was forced clean jizz out of her ears, nose and hair for hours.

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pirate ship

medium-sized, attractive, proportional breasts

Alyssa and Meagan have a nice set of pirate ships on their ocean. Alex, however is sporting some serious barges.

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abandon-ship

the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat

SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?

HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship

SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?

HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...

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ship wreck

All hands on deck, seamen running everywhere.

John was reading a porno mag, he turned to the Miss November centrefold and before he knew it there was a ship wreck. All hands on dick and seamen running everywhere

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