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The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.
Do you need me to give you a golden bath?
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An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.
Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.
Have checked out their online BABY SHOWER gift regisitry?
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30 minutes after a hot shower you start sweating violently, this is due to your body temperature increasing gradually after the shower and eventually sweat being produced to try and lower it
"I had a shower, and when I got out i realised i was late for school. So I rushed there and had to sit in maths having teh shower sweats!"
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Attempting to mask body odor with extreme amounts of cologne, but instead results in an unpleasant mixture of aromas.
I was running late this morning, and didn't have time to take a real shower, so I took an Iraqi shower.
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The act of your partner ejaculating into the air as if they are popping a celebratory champagne bottle. Your partner then attempts to receive the cum in the air with a "yummm yumm yumm" sound as though they are a goldfish feeding on tasty food flakes.
A golden champagne shower is when the giver has eaten pinapple prior to the act.
After brunch & those mimosas I gave that bitch a champagne shower.
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freaking great thing to use to masturbate for girls. best thing when you don't want to actually stick anything 'in'
girl who doesn't finger herself: i loove the shower head it feels GREAT
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A gin enema.
Technique for getting extremely drunk without the need to taste straight gin.
Known to occur in extreme drinking/sports initiation events, or sometimes simply depraved friendship groups/couples.
Person A - Do you remember last night?
Person B - Nothing.
Person A - Disco Shower mate!
Person B - *shudder*
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