telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.
I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.
Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.
"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."
A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
A very short skirt
She was wearing a labia length skirt
When someone flirts with someone and leaves.
Friend 1: are you dating joey?
Friend 2: oh no, I just pulled a flirt and skirt.
Urinating in a skirt while wearing underwear with bare legs under the skirt.
Peeing in a skirt is a toilet skirt. Gotta wear underwear with bare legs under the skirt to pee in the skirt.