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Person 1: "aiewhfiuenaijdoijfioa"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
Dan: What is wrong with you dude?
Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash
Smash Malice are the undisputed champion title holders of the Richter City Roller Derby league of Wellington New Zealand. Smash Malice is widely acknowledged as the most stylish and also the far better team within Richter City. Smash Malice are more agile, faster, sexier, have a better line of defense and better asses than their long term rivals Brutal Pageant. Smash Malice coach, Tuff Bikkies, holds the title for best ass in Richter City.
Smash Malice Runs Richter City
To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.
When she says 'don't cum in me,' but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing with a floppy.
Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.
When you talk smack and trash about someone/something at the same time. An uber insult.
"Don't be talking smash about me behind my back."
A term used to describe a situation where a person sleeps with someone just to live at their house but has no intent on being with that person.
- So is this your girlfriend?
-No, she just won't leave.
-Oh so she's a smash and crash!