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When a group of people smoke out a car (with weed) on the freeway, then everyone opens their windows at the same time causing your ears to pop. All the smoke escapes the car and goes into the vents of the car behind you.
Hey, wanna go for a ride on the freeway and do a sonic boom? I love it when it makes my ears pop.
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When you get a boner so fast that it causes a loud bang to emanate from your crotch area.
Jeff: "WHAT THE HELL? WAS THAT A SONIC BOOM?"
Trev: "No Man! Emily just touched my vinky!"
Jeff: "Oh! I thought a jet flew over."
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One of the best games ever, it features Sonic 2 Sonic and the sorta crappy Sonic Colors Sonic.
Random friend: *sigh* I wish I had something to do.
Random friend's friend: I KNOW! WE CAN STAY UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING SONIC GENERATIONS! Now if only I could jack your mom's credit card...
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When an orgasm is so fast, it makes the air spasm so much that it creates a loud boom.
You know when you see a bird flying up above you and its like crowing or whatever like Crazy? .. Orgasms, fast orgasms. Its just a jet airplane's is so fast that it all sounds in an instant. We call that instant "Sonic Boom." -Kinch-kun
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1.The shittiest most autistic fan base ever. They recolor sonic and call it copyrighted (Because autists don't know what copyright means) make a edgy as fuck "story" for it and then upload to Deviantard.
2.Segas official jew gold cow
Sonic The Hedgehog fancunt:ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL
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Terrible normie Sonic game that has the worst storyline in all of Sonic. Tails is very afraid and can't do things on his own. Also, Chaos was revealed to return again, but it was all a prank, meaning they lied. Plus, the levels are terrible, especially the Classic Sonic ones. It even makes Labyrinth look good, and that's not a good thing. And the music is awful and even Cardi B can make better songs than Fist Bump. This game is the reason why 10s Sonic, other than Generations and Mania, sucks ass, along with Lost World, and Boom as a whole. Also why 00s Sonic is way better because we had good games. Call me a boomer, but I was born in 2005.
Normie: Sonic Forces is amazing! Best game of the 21th Century!
Me: You're joking. Sonic has way better games than Forces, especially from the 2000s. Unleashed, Colors, 3 and Knuckles, Adventure 2, Black Knight, Chronicles, Secret Rings, even 06 is universes ahead of Forces.
Normie: What.
Me: You don't know those games?! Educate yourself. Because Forces is the definition of a normie Sonic game. Those games are better and are good.
Normie: Ok boomer.
Me: I was born in 2005 you idiot!!!
Normie: Okay then, chill. Go listen to your lean Xanax music. I'm going to listen to good Sonic songs.
Me: Drake, Nicki Minaj, Lil Uzi Vert, Travis Scott, Asap Rocky, Tyler The Creator, and YBN Cordae don't do Xanax fool!!!
Normie: Racist.
Me: "Racist" my ass!
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