stuffed bird

The feeling after Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years where you feel obese after eating a ton from the parties and the festive food you consume. Don't worry, probably 300+ million people in america feel like stuffed birds.

Man I should have not quit my job. I would of been able to afford the gym, but i end up feeling like a stuffed bird. No egg nog for me, its time to eat apples!

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Stuffed Christmas Turkey

Stuffed christmas turkey is where by you fuck your girlfriend then proceed to cum in the turkey and baste it with jizz

yo dude last night I totally had stuffed christmas turkey

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Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.

Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!

inside out, double stuffed oreo

when you are white on the outside, but black on the inside-- that's a inside out oreo. if you're that and double stuffed-- you are extra black on the inside. :)

johnny-- yo man im an inside out oreo!
bob-- well im an inside out, double stuffed oreo! beat it!
johnny--.... i cant homes.

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stuffed toy three-way fetish

Having a profound love for threesomes with stuffed toys regardless of its ownership.

Singular: Hazel has a stuffed toy three-way fetish.
Plural: Hazel has multiple stuffed toy three-way fetishes.

Oreo (double-stuffed, open-faced)

Two white chicks 69'ing while one black guy fucks one in the ass. Hence open-faced.

(2 white girls in a car with one black guy)

Hey, dinner was great! I just realized, despite the fact that Arnold's not here and we can't have a traditional double-stuffed oreo, we still have all the ingredients for an open-faced oreo!. Oreo (double-stuffed, open-faced).

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club/knock the stuffing out of sg

(infml, originally NY slang): make sb. feeble, weak or demoralized

“Talk quickly – those fellows are clubbing the stuffing out of Union Pacific.”
O’Henry: 100 Selected Stories, Wordsworth Classics, 199, p.74.

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