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band geek

The clan of people who play instruments of woodwinds,brass,low brass,and PERRCUSSION. They are slaved and tortured during the summer at band camp. During the year theese humans use thier instrument passes to skip class. Thay tell jokes that fellow band geeks get but outsiders dont. Are forced to join marching band and live in the band room and school bus.anti orchestral.very weird people these band geeks are.

That band geek just mauled a janitor with a sousaphone, holy shit!

by llamalady December 21, 2003

226๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


geek queen

(n.) a girl of moderate to high attractiveness that many geeks(or various other socially-inept guys) find they have a chance with because she is very nice or acts interested in what the geek is into. Usually however, this girl can do much better and thus chooses to do so.

"Mariela should stop being such a nice girl to Jeff. She's starting to be a real geek queen."

by Satchmo15 March 31, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band Geek

Someone whose life revolves around band.
Usually classmates in other classes get upset, cause all this person talks about is band.
This type of teenager is usually located in the band room.
They are there so much, they have probably tried to order pizza to the band room.
These people are by far the coolest people you will ever meet.
And they actually have a life, unlike everyone else.

Band Geek: OMG! That song we're playing in band is amazing! I've downloaded it on my iPod, it's my myspace song....
Student: AHH! SHUTUP ABOUT BAND.
Band Geek: Oh, you're just jealous that you don't have a life.

by Band Geek <3 May 11, 2007

53๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


geek chic

Geek chic is a cynical marketing trend that tries to tap into the large geek demographic by superficially adding generically geeky elements to otherwise non-geeky people. By wearing glasses, carrying the latest Sharper Image gadgets, and casually dropping computer terminology and Star Trek references in their speech, geeks are supposed to believe these same models and actors/actresses that would never consider them in real life is a "cool" version of themselves. Obviously, only the most naive geeks fall for this.

Warner Bros. sure is cynical to expect us to find the geek chic added to Clark Kent in Smallville plausible when the actor was an underwear model.

by NumberTwentyTwo May 2, 2008

91๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drama geek

someone who's life is entirly dedicated to drama and who is cool. a drama geek is unlike other geeks as they are able to blend in with the crowd. They are usually found in a school canteen, and their laughing is heard before they are seen.

drama geek band geek Drama geek

by kathode December 15, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Geek Squad

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.

Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

456๐Ÿ‘ 227๐Ÿ‘Ž


theatre geek

A (usually high school) student who performs in plays or does technical theatre work. Originally a term of derision (see definitions below), "theatre geek" has now been co-opted by theatre geeks.

You untimely ripp'd me from my theatre geek poker game to show me this crap? Shuffle off out of my face.

by sesamekinjiru January 27, 2005

80๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž