A nickname and play on words for a fast meal. e.g., "Rush in, duck out."
Alright, recruits, we're having russian duck for chow! Be back in formation outside the mess hall in three minutes. Fall out!
When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing
(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse
Bro I had to get out of sex somehow I had to hit her with a russian choker
The act of putting your penis into someone's ass while they are on rollerskates
I gave alassandra the russian slinky
A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.
Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.
The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.
"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."
when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut
did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one
The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.