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A barrel racer that shows up late but expects everyone to cater to her. This can including sniveling about not being able to park where she wants, not getting the draw number/time slot she wanted, or other benign issues that she caused herself. She will want to talk to the producer!
Basically a Karen for barrel racers.
Oh, she’s mad because someone took the parking closer to the building so she’s being a Betty barrel racer.
When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.
Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.
For two friends to consume a 26 ounce bottle of liqour in 3 drinks each.
k i got a bottle of Wisers... Head over for a 3 drink betty?
A girl who got cum stuck in her windpipe while giving head.
Sure was a shame about blow job betty.
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literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.
in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.
a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:
back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)
Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.
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when two fingers are placed in the ass and one in the vagina....the reverse is the shocker
i fingered a girl using the reverse betty crocker
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A female who frequently has sex on the first date or first encounter.
Britney: Hey Lohan, did you call that guy we met at the coffee house yesterday?
Lohan: Yes, we met for drinks and well sex this morning.
Britney (laughing): Sometimes you can be such a back seat betty.
Nicole: Paris, did that guy give you a ride home from the club last night?
Paris(smiling): Yes, you could say that he gave me a ride last night.
Nicole: Your family should have been in the automobile business, because you are such a back seat betty.
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