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A Pimp Gun is:
1. Any gun that has a high polish chrome, nickle, stainless or gold finish particularly with pearl or other flashy grips. It could also be a glossy black gangster gun (Mac10 Mac11 or UZI) with gold plated parts.
2. Alternatively, any cheap chrome pistol made by Lorcin, Jiminez, or Jennings, generally worth less than $100.
DAMN!! I gotta get me a Pimp Gun like that Gold Deagle Fifty.
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ayo look at those pimp nails u can snort so much molly with those
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A Gorilla Pimp uses psychological abuse and physical abuse in order to influence his hoes. Gorilla pimps have also been known to get their bitches hooked on addictive substances as another method of controlling his hoes. If a bitch isn't turning tricks and giving the gorilla pimp all the money, then she will get beat up or won't be given smack and she will get dope sick. A gorilla pimp is all stick and no carrot. Whereas a finesse pimp uses smooth talk and strings his bitches along to think they will settle down.
Michael Mearan was a vile gorilla pimp, from a small economically downtrodden town in southern Ohio town named Portsmouth, that ran an underground prostitution ring where he used his gorilla pimping skills to make them hoes bring him money from all the tricks that they turned. Due to the corrupt local government and police he wan't charged with his crimes until his golden years and died never facing punishment for his crimes.
Your ability to control your ho's. Or the control of your pimpin business. A pimp hand can be strong or weak. Keep your pimp hand strong.
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well...it really don't matter how many fingers you use. just remember that it's the back of the hand. not the palm. using the palm is the bitch slap. the back of the hand is the pimp slap.
How to preform:
While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek.
the goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible.
Just finished pimp-slap(n) some dude for not comming up with the rent.
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A spirit designed to equalize the world into a state of harmony and fruitfulness.
Pimp God, make and break hoes and serves tricks with a smile!
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The blue tent at the Stew where the overwhelmingly badass runners dish out the hate while trashin the white man. Their rugged good looks and undeniable swag are enough to attract even the toughest of opponents. It is said that rivers of orgasms can be seen trickling from the insides of this legendary tent. Travelling to the Pimp Shack is quite easy, despite popular opinion that is impossible to find. Just follow the sound of hands hitting the sides of bitches faces and you know you are close.
"What is THAT?" - Male Runner 1
"I spy the pimp shack, over yonder ridge!" - Male Runner 2
"God why are they so swagtastic" - Male Runner 1
"Oh my god i'm wet" - Female Runner 1
"I know why... we are close to the Pimp Shack" - Female Runner 2
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