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A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."
(noun): a man of the gentleman class.
"Wow, he's quite 'Nicholas Vaughn Sheets'!"
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Jamaican expression of performing oral sex. Chewsday in the example means Tuesday.
Shane like to eat unda sheet on Chewsday. And likes likes me to clean(blowjob).
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When you make a fort out of the bedsheet and have sex in your fort.
Man it was hot, especially when we started the sheet fort sex, there was no air under there. It was awesome.
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Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.
Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.
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One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
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the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.
She knows how to rides many penises and moves up and down through them like a sheet surfer.
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When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.