(noun) A fat cody is someone who has the same name as another, but is 3 times his fucking size. When the smaller name barrer is riding his bike up a hill, the other is pushing his. And instead of needing a cup of water after riding( pushing in the fat cody's case), the fat cody needs 5 water bottles, and maybe a jar of mayonaise he keeps in his bag that he carries. When someone calls the name of the two name carriers, both turn, but then the fat cody realizes he is not the one they want, its the smaller, more fit name barrer that everyone wants to talk to.
Jerry: Hey Dave!
Dave (and the much larger Dave standing within a 5 foot radius): Yeah?
Jerry: No you smaller Dave, get over here.
(Larger Dave leaves feeling confused and unwanted)
Jerry: Did you see that guy standing next to you?
Dave: Yeah he is such a fat cody.
A shortly trimmed haircut, making the victim look as though they are a young boy. This haircut is often times praised by 45-60 year old fathers who believe that it makes the victim “handsome”.
“Dude I have a haircut later, I’m probably gonna have a cody cut.”
Known for simping, Coffee stains, and being let down easy. Cool dude, but a girl comes before the boys
There goes Cody McClellan again. Going to his room to call his girl ... poor simp.
When a lesbian creams in her girl's butthole, licks it, then slurps it up and spits it in the other girls face and then leaves without saying goodbye.
That bitch gave me a dirty cody and hasnt called back.
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A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.
Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.
Is a self proclaimed internet celebrity from Berkeley Springs, West Virginia that says he is the king of classiness. He gets mad when you call him scene even though if you google him that's all that comes up. He got famous for making out with Jeffree Star on youtube, but he took it down after a week, due to gaining more haters than fans. He's infamous for writing blogs about how scene kids are poseurs and everybody mocks his "old" and new styles now. It is rumored that he dated kiki kannibal.
Scenegirlxcore: OMG!! Have you seen Cody Kardashian? He is so scene!!!
XXXbuttxplugXXX: Yeahhh! But don't call him that, i did and he cussed me out, then blocked me from his myspace.
Scenegirlxcore: Oh?! I heard about that... what an ass...
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54 years young, ultra stud, makes flaming hot extremely super meh beats...a pretty cool dude.
Me: Gee...Cody Ko sure is an awesome dudebro.
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