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V. To become intoxicated, drunk, enough that one must "hug" the toilet while vomiting.
She was so drunk last night! She was toilet hugging until five in the morning, dude.
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Vomiting
The crossing to Jersey was so rough that Sam spent the duration shouting at the toilet.
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A fisher guid who catches no fish
Captain craw dad is a toilet licker
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A sexual act which involves licking the anus of one's sexual parter after defication.
After Alyssa's boyfriend finished taking a dump, she proceeded to give him a Japanese toilet.
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1- DO NOT start shitting before you are completely sitting on the seat
2- If you shit more than a quart,( large container of Chinese soup) a courtesy flush is mandatory mid shit or the bowel clogs
3- If your shit is stinkier than normal (had Mexican the night before) a courtesy flush is again mandatory
4- If you use the entire roll of toilet paper during your wipe, flush frequently to avoid clogging the toilet for the person behind you
5- If you insist on using brown paper towels as an “ass gasket” on the seat, DO NOT attempt to flush it when your done, it WILL clog the bowel
6- …And for God sake, if you insist on using the TOILET as a urinal, LIFT THE SEAT!
Have a nice day.
"wow, the last guy obviously did NOT use toilet etiquette"
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n. An obscenely large turd left in a toilet of another which will ultimately require the owner to unclog his or her own toilet of the said fecal clogging.
v. To clog another's toilet in this manner.
The main consequence of eating more fiber was her increased tendency to toilet bomb the office's sole women's bathroom stall, much to the dismay of her officemates.
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A sex slave in which the master defecates into their mouth.
Girl: I told you we could never be together. We come from two different worlds.
Guy: You'll have to find a new toilet slave then. I'm out.
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