townie, goth, skater etc

social groups in british society. why does it take until we are 18 to realise that we dont have to be part of these groups to have friends and be cool. i have to confess townies are the worst thouhg because they are just socialy retarded.

what can i do for this?

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Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

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Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

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Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.

Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.

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Towny Beats

1: A word describing the form of sound system a towny has in his/her (normally male) car.

2: A style of music, normally rap, played unnecessarily loudly out of a towny's car.

ex1: "Those be some shithot towny beats motherfucker"

ex2: " stick on those towny beats motherfucker "

Townie Talk

Talking an idea or event early in the week only to disregard said idea by the end of the week and settle for something else

Hey Jim we should go to the Yankee game this Saturday. Sure Chris but it’s only Tuesday, that’s townie talk, you’ll change your idea by friday

4*townie

Someone who is a Fan of 4*town, The fictional boyband from Turning red. If you looked this up you watch too much disney+

some guy : "Hey, Did you see that guy watching turning red? I think he likes 4*town."
Other guy : "Yeah, Dude, I think he's a 4*townie."