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A slow person who can’t understand shit.
Shut up dick wad
This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
: Fucking her hard
; Putting it all in her
Ex. You ain't root wadding her, are you?
Ex. I'm gonna root wad my bitch tonight.
What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping
We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….
in a bind or in a bad in situation where you’re in a sticky situation
“Man im in a wad” guy 2: “why what’s up? guy 1: “i want to go to the game tonight but i have a hot date idk what to do” guy 2: “are you seriously in a sticky situation over this”
A regular amount of money not enough to accomplish much of anything. Old school term doo wad from back in the era of doo wop music.
Just enough money to get a person into trouble.
Doo wad got tickets to our event, bought drinks, and ate the whole buffet. We added some home health care agency business cards to his empty wallet at closing time after the authorities impounded his '57 Chevy.