death week

When a girl is on her period (aka being a savage bitch).

Emma: I don't have a single fucking pencil! You there, get me a pencil you son-of-a-bitch!
Veronica: Emma must be on her death week.

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creep of the week

The person you happen to be sleeping with for the week.

Quinn: "Damn, dude! I haven't had sex in 2 months!"

Shad: "Then do what I do! Get a creep of the week!

Heather: "OMG, Stacy. Did you see Amy with Greg today? I thought I saw her with Jason last week!"

Stacy: "Nah, she's not with Jason or Greg. Greg is just her creep of the week."

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Twi-Week

The week when "The Twilight Saga" movies (books written by Stephenie Meyer turned into movies) begin to show in theatres.

Girl 1: Dude! Twi-Week starts tomorrow! Holy Friggin God!
Girl 2: Twi-what?
Girl 1: It's on urbandictionary.com. Just look it up. Dummy.

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gobby week

A week where a girl is on her period so she gives a guy blowjobs instead of sex

Gobby week baby

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week saver

when you are a sales rep you generally perform by the week or by the month depending upon the industry. a week saver is a deal that comes in just in the nick of time to help you hit your goal.

tim--i just sent out doc's on a 10k fee if it comes back that will be a week saver.
brian-- that 10k fee will be not only a week saver but a cha-cha-ching!!

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Mashup Week

a soundcloud based tournament inspired by the siivagunner king for another day tournament that has neil cicierega and friends

person 1: have you heard of mashup week
person 2: what are you 11?

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Bitch Week

This is the week you don't mess with Sarah. Give her whatever the fuck she wants. Buy her all kindssssss of chocolate. And show her baby and monkey videos. Also, don't touch her lip gloss.

Sarah: its my bitch week
Person : okay I'll buy you chocolates
Sarah: better

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