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A simp (a.k.a simp sillen) is when a guy known as matt sillen falls for a girl so he proceeds to scoop them in his 2008 Toyota corolla and buys them pods.
Guy 1: See that kid over their?
Guy 2: Yea
Guy 1: He is simp sillen
Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
Verb. 1.)To leave the boys on a night of gaming for a girl.
2.)To give up ones own money for a girl in the hopes of sexual gratification.
3.)To ruin one’s sleep schedule for a women.
John: “Where’s James?”
Nathan: “Probably off simping again.”
Figuratively: A guy who sucks a girls penis. Commonly found with names such a Jaylynn or Ryan
Jaylynn is such a simp. Keisha doesn’t even want to give him any.
A person who likes to act like a "Beta male" Or a "Pussy Hands" Towards the female race
Dan stop being a simp towards these frog looking thots
the biggest bitch nigga of them all who ditches the boys to talk to the ladies or the misses