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Attempting, through the use of subterfuge, to convince the object of one's desire to have sex.
Look out grandma! Bob doesn't want to carry your groceries, he's giving you the bone rush.
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The violent ejection of an obnoxious slob from a saloon. The bum's rush is performed by a bouncer.
You must NEVER say "bum's rush" in the presence of a white liberal. She will surely be offended! Instead, you must always say "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression." Then the white liberal won't be offended at all.
I was sitting in the No Name Bar in Sausalito, wearing an IDJ. With me were two young ladies wearing see-through tops. The bouncer ordered me to leave because I was wearing an offensive garment. I looked at my companions, then asked the bouncer, "Can I stay if I grow tits?" The bouncer gave me the bum's rush.
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when you get an overwhelming desire for the female kind.
"i saw that buff girl in the supermarket, i was cock rushed".
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Coffee Rush is a popular series of coffee shops in Arizona that really strikes a cord with the locals, especially The Valley's hipster community. The coffee is very good, but one can be turned off by it's denizens, and their "ironic" mediocrity.
When having your first coffee date, you'll notice the nice staff, but as soon as you step outside and see the "regulars," you find out you may be either:
A). suffocated by cigarrette smoke
B). given an awkward stare since your mainstream vibe can be sensed from a mile away.
C). they recognize you are paying with your own money, instead of Daddy's trust fund.
D). your shoes are not terribly expensive and vintage styled.
"Hey dude! Wanna go to Coffee Rush?"
Nah, man, my parents aren't paying my rent anymore."
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The temporary deafness recieved after playing loud music for too long (e.g. through headphones, at a concert)
I've got a Deaf-rush from my iPod.
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When you jerk off quickly and quietly in an inconvenient manner or place because you just got really horny.
Mom: You've been pooping for a long time!
Me: I'm almost done!
Me in my head: Ok, looks like I'm going to have to make this a Rush - nut!
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Burning the heck out of your marshmallow to make a smore.
When your at the lake sitting around the campfire making smores with friends. The girl next to you does not like browning her marshmallow slowly so she just burns the heck out of it. This way she is enjoying her burnt smore in a rush type fashion. It is not the perfect smore but a rush-a-smore.
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