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When you wish to have a relationship with someone but you spend no time together other than texting and you are only refered to as a friend.
Diquad:Hey jenny wassup.
Jenny:Nm.
Diquad:You wanna go see a movie some time?
Jenny:Not right now, i'm out of town with my boyfriend.
Diquad: -_-
Diquad has now been Text-Zoned
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being unable to have sexual intercourse due to menstruation; the onset of menstrual bleeding
Everytime I want some from my wife, she's always in the red zone.
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A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female who he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship. Females have been rumored to arrive in the Friend Zone, but reports are unsubstanciated.
Girl:
"I love you (Insert the poor bastard's name here,) but I dont want to ruin a great friendship by dating you."
Guy:
"Well why the fuck did I waste two months on you?"
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For those who daringly make it out of the friend zone, a task for only few people. If they make it out, they make it out of the friend zone, they made it to the end zone. An award second only to the congressional medal of honor
Guy 1: Dude i totally made it out of the friend zone and into the end zone! That bitch really made me work for it though, damn.
Girl 1: You realize you said that all to me right, your girlfriend?
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The term a Guy or Girl uses when rejected by someone they fancie/like/love etc... Generally used to obtain sympathy.
The notion in its self was probably conceived by someone wallowing in self pity after being "nice" didn't get them sex (which undermines the point of been nice) they also see people succesfull at getting relationships with women as "Jerks" etc... when in fact they are just jealous.
Being nice to a girl doesn't mean they owe you sex, and if that's all you want from them then your not the "nice guy" your in fact a "Jerk"
The girl/boy isn't "using you" when in the friend zone. you are free to leave whenever you want but they probably do stuff for you to that you don't notice seen as your so obsessed with having sex with them like help cheer you up when your down, they might do you a favor every now and then like any other friend of the same sex.
If some other person gets the one you like don't think you are the only person that has true feelings for them. your feelings are no different than anyone elses
There is probably people you have freind zoned so dont act so innocent either
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Chris Rock once said something like :--
You know one cool thing about women, women get to have platonic friends. "He's my pal, he's my bud, he's my pla-ton-ic friend...I love him like a brother, he's my bud, my platonic friennd."
Men don't have platonic friends. We just have women we haven't fucked -yet-..."as soon as I figure this out, I'm in there!".
I mean, we got some platonic friends, we go "Oh no I got some but they all by accident - every platonic friend i got is some women I was trying to fuck, i made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone - Oh No! I'm in the Friend Zone!".
"you're really great, you're just such a good friend" and a million derivatives there of. Most likely being said around the globe as you read this.
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The area in which one is subject to getting wet from female ejaculation.
Kaner needs to throw on the poncho and ski googles because he is in the splash zone tonight.
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