Toy Story 4

Any sexual foreplay which incorporates a spork.

Tina and Sara enjoy Toy Story 4 more than anyone else I've met.

route 4

Road that comes from New York City and crosses over a few towns in New Jersey

At day time you might aswell just put your car in park because of traffic and say your prayers when the cars are moving because nobody knows how to drive properly

At night time if you live in the vicinity good luck sleeping because it becomes a racetrack from 12 am to 5 am, nonstop loud cars speeding by and backfiring

Route 4 needs to be closed forever

4 december

smack somone under 5’3 on the head with a book

‘hits head with a book’ me:what’s that for?
then:it’s 4 december

Mon 4

The group of media franchises that include EX and PT, Pokémon, Digimon, and Monster Rancher.

You may think that Pokémon is part of the Mon 4.

Sims 4 language

Is random words jukberffobeauirfuoreabvaebrouivaoeruibfqeiryogvpuyergvuypfbvpisfvbdljcbkldbchsidlgvupiraehvpiurehviluqergvpiausrhvsrluuvhsduyovgosduyvsdouygvoausdygcyuosdgcouyasdcedaouhcbuohsqdbchudosvbouyqdsgfqyodwugfdequoygv

I’m jealous that u can speak more than one language so I say I’m from Texas and then u asked what’s the language me speaks sims 4 language

“);$:$3)!48)4”

“);$:$3)!48)4” : a response to 'thank you', pronounced: beepbopblueboopbee.

'Thank you!' '“);$:$3)!48)4”

4/13

Homestuck Armageddon. Somehow sharing a date with Neil banging out the tunes, this is the date every dedicated homestuck hater presumably dreads, and every homestuck fan tenses up with nervous anticipation for. It’s the anniversary of both homestuck and its protagonist, goddamned John Egbert. April 13th, but in MM/DD because star spangled banner caw caw god bless America terminology I guess. It was a more terrifying date in the early-mid 2010s when the homestuck fandom was at its peak and internet humour quality was at an all-time low (if you don’t count the absolute nosedive that 2018 memes were). So if someone around you mentions 4/13, initiate defensive protocol immediately if you value your sanity.

Homestuck (or homestuckie though that’s usually used more as an insult): oh, it’s 4/13 already? Huh!
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES