A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.
I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
when you pour hot melted popcorn butter on your lady's tits.
woman: "what the hell? wrf did you just burn me?"
man: "f yeah I just made me some butter tits"
When a woman is expecting, sometimes she will experience a tingling sensation in her breasts. Hence, the titties are tingly.
"If you touch my tingle tits one more time, I'll kick you in the peedoink."
A tit-ter of women. A group of women on a night out looking for cock.
Oi, Trev! There’s a tit-ter of women over there? Let’s go and join them and see if we get lucky!
something extremely rare or impossible
stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"
Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"
"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"
The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of
The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.