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female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit
notable example Madison Ivy
look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !
a girl that gets all dressed up (usually in a some what slutty way) and dances all night, leaving her a sweaty mess.
Guy 1: Hey, see that sweaty girl over there.
Guy 2: Who?, oh you mean greese tits!
Spermy tit , is when you want to experience the feeling of sucking milk from your girlfriend's tits but she cannot lactate.
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)
Last night I was thirsty for milk and I gave my girlfriend the "spermy tit".
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.
Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.
She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.
A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.
A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.
I can't wait to take this goddamn bra off... there's a downside to being a tete a tit!
When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"
You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you
Person 1: does this dress make me look fat
Person 2: yes
Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down