What the Kentucky Fried Fuck

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.

The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts

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do what you're good at

The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people.

They give you a plastic cup and a Playboy book, and you take it in the back room and do what you're good at!

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What’s cracker lacking dude

It is the way they surfer dudes great each other

“What’s cracker lacking dude”

“Not much, you”

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know what i mean

understand what i'm saying?

Danny(A prisoner currently serving a life sentence at barwon maximum security prison):
"i had a bad attitude, i wouldn'a listened to no one, nah i mean? Yanah i mean?"
Kids:"Wtf does he mean?"
Narrator: So the gripping story ends, with Danny being raped from behind in the butt hole for cigarettes by Butch Casidy. So the lesson hear is kids, don't say you know what i mean, especially to Butch Casidy, AKA The Backdoor Banger from Box Hill. Stay tuned for another gripping story by the back door banger"

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thats what she said

saying a joke to some person who said somehting sex- related

Edward Cullen- im going to italy
bella swon- im coming!
me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID BITCH!

some guy-aww u got some in my eye
me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

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know what i'm saying

kevinescent's infamous catch phrase. often used before performing a kevin eleven.

Kevinescent: *random incomprehinsible mumbles* know what im saying?

Guy: No, not really dude.

Kevinescent gives Guy the kevin eleven

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You know what they say

A phrase one would yell out when wishing to pressure a certain individual into entirely consuming their alcoholic beverage/s.

They say "Bottoms up" or "Scull, scull, scull" or "Drink up" or "Don't be a little bitch".
They = party gurls

Come on! B You know what they say! Don't be a little bitch.

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