What the Kentucky Fried Fuck

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.

The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts

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what you gonna do?

Literally the only four words most bullies can physically produce out of their vocal tract. They have to say it in that order too.

The school bully: What you gonna do? What you gonna do, eh? What-
Me: can you physically say anything else?

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do what you're good at

The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people.

They give you a plastic cup and a Playboy book, and you take it in the back room and do what you're good at!

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What’s cracker lacking dude

It is the way they surfer dudes great each other

“What’s cracker lacking dude”

“Not much, you”

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know what i mean

understand what i'm saying?

Danny(A prisoner currently serving a life sentence at barwon maximum security prison):
"i had a bad attitude, i wouldn'a listened to no one, nah i mean? Yanah i mean?"
Kids:"Wtf does he mean?"
Narrator: So the gripping story ends, with Danny being raped from behind in the butt hole for cigarettes by Butch Casidy. So the lesson hear is kids, don't say you know what i mean, especially to Butch Casidy, AKA The Backdoor Banger from Box Hill. Stay tuned for another gripping story by the back door banger"

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thats what she said

saying a joke to some person who said somehting sex- related

Edward Cullen- im going to italy
bella swon- im coming!
me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID BITCH!

some guy-aww u got some in my eye
me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

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know what i'm saying

kevinescent's infamous catch phrase. often used before performing a kevin eleven.

Kevinescent: *random incomprehinsible mumbles* know what im saying?

Guy: No, not really dude.

Kevinescent gives Guy the kevin eleven

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