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I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story
Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.
Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.
the most dangerous and simultaneously the cutest animal out there.
Person 1: you heard how paul died?
Person 2:Yha he ate a puffer fish.
When you nut in your girls mouth underwater and she has to swim to the surface with her cheeks full.
Aw, look at my little puffer fish
A sex Position where your Partner is submerged underwater, while you cum. Then your Partner has to try eat it like fish food.
My and My girlfriend tried Fish Feeding, She nearly Drowned
Trying to catch someone’s attention
I was fishing in your vision you were swimming like you were lost.
A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset
“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish