Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

The best game ever.

Changed

"Yo bro what's The best game ever.?"
"It's obviously Changed"
"what's Changed?"
"Listen here you slacker, google the game. I'm not gonna waste my breath because someone is lazy."
20 mins later...
"I googled it up and it's pretty dogshit."
"The game is dogshit? how about kill yourself."

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rock-head games

To play around during a serious situation; To do something dumb or something somebody doesn't agree with. To give off a rock-head persona.

"Bruh cmon get off them rock-head games."

"You see how she over there acting like she don't know nun, she on them rock-head games again."

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You're doodoo at this game

Something me and my friend heard while we were walking to the park.

usually used by 6 year olds, the phrase "you're doodoo" is used to "offend" people.

Some kids: *playing frisbee*
8-10 year old Kid: You're doodoo at this game
7-8 year old kid: *Starts balling her eyes out*

Horse in a coat game

Similar to "punch buggy" or "pediddle". When one sees a horse wearing a blanket or "coat", they yell, "horse in a coat!" and proceed to punch the accompanying person. One punch and phrase per "horse in a coat" is necessary, otherwise the oppising persin can counter with the remaining punches. Also, the person getting punched may not hit back, but is permitted to hit another individual who has not yet been punched for that instance. Popular in rural areas, where horses are more common than Volkswagens or one headlight bearing cars.

"Horse in a coat! Horse in a coat!" (followed by 2 punches to play the horse in a coat game)

Souichirou Kuzuki Gaming

Kuzuki from Fate/stay night is a speedrunner who knows how to do the cruise boost from Battle for Bikini Bottom and is a top level runner of the game.

Caster: Welcome to Souichirou Kuzuki Gaming and today my master will be doing an Any% run of BFBB!
Kuzuki: Semen.

video game hoarder

The type of person who does everything in a game; doing a game until"100%" . Completing all the missions, checking every box for loot, talking to every person, etc.

"Todd's such a video game hoarder."
"Really? I never noticed."
"Oh yea dude, he loots everything. I just want to complete the missions. I have to wait for him when we finish an area because he takes so long."
"Damn. I'm glad I don't play with him."