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When you take a metal tube, place it around one's shaft, and insert the erect penis into a female socket.
My penis was so hard it cut every condom I used so i had to put a metal tube around my cock so that I could fuck those pussies rock 'em cock 'em robots style.
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when you cum after doing a girl, you take out the used condom tie it closed, stand up get your girl to face up, and stand about a feet away from her head, and then yell "if ya smellllllllllllllllll" and you wave your arms side to side three times, chuck away the condom then get back down and teebag your girl, and u raise ur right eyebrow then say, "what the rock...... is cooking?"
girl: Can I get the samoan rock bottom finish, please, please, please?????? pretty pleaseeeeeeee????
boy: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!
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A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.
The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.
Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.
Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??
Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.
Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!
Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.
Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
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A: "Yo Laura... let´s keep dancing... why are you so keen on taking me to the pub´s bog once more... what´s the deal?"
B: "Don´t be such a pussy, I just wanna rock the mic ´till you bleed."
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Child game played by 2 people, You each have to hide youe hand behind your back and count 1,2,3 and then display what object you have chossen. i.e.
Paper
Sissors
Rock
Paper beats rock but not sissors, Sissors beats paper but not rock, rock beats sissors but not paper
also referred to as roshambo..Which is an name and the orginal name for it but this now means something else in American slang
lets decide what to do by playing paper,sissors,rock.
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exactly what it says.
similar to "hang out with my wang out".
Pete exclaimed, "Dude, rock out!"
Chris said, "Psh, I rock out with my cock out!"
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