quarter pounder with cheese

An Ethopian with a yeast infection.

-How do you kill 200 flies at once?
-Hit a quarter pounder with cheese in the face.

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dig your cheese

v. the act of pulling your underwear from out of your buttocks. Dig(the action) + Cheese (your underwear in your ass)

Sue thought she was the shit, unaware of her wedgie. Tom yelled out "Hey bitch, you need to dig your cheese out your ass!", thus, yanking her off her high horse

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Melted cheese dick

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron

me last night with a whore melted cheese dick

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Pamela Cheese Cake

A Pamela Cheese Cake is when you are having boob sex but you flip it around so your ass is in her face and she starts to eat your ass while you titty fuck her.

Sebastian: So last night I Pamela Cheese Caked my girlfriend.

Jacob: Cool how does your butt feel?

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cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

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cheese and wine party

A gathering of dirty females both with yeast infections, and also mensturating.

Damn those bitches stank! They must be havin a cheese and wine party in there!

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Cherry Cheese Cake

1. This is what might happen when a male and female conduct sexual intercourse while the female is on her 'monthly cycle'

2. When a girl loses her Virginity, and if the male has ejaculated, then this is what they have made.. how nice.

"..and this Cherry cheese cake ran all down her leg.."

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